This is very funny. Someone took the time (wow) to create a text only version of Pac Man, like Mac games from 1986.
The game starts off with this spooky prologue…
You awaken in a large complex, slightly disoriented. Glowing dots hover mouth level near you in every direction. Off in the distance you hear the faint howling of what you can only imagine must be some sort of ghost or several ghosts.”